Hammer Time

So, for the last 10 or so years I've been under the impression that I had hammer toes.  I've believed it for so long that it's difficult to find out that it really isn't true.  It isn't true; I don't have hammer toes! Big sorry goes out to those of you who think my hammer toes are funny, 'cause you can't call them that anymore. 

Somehow, I found a website online about foot and toe problems.  Being a foot and toe problemee, I clicked on a few pictures and found my REAL DIAGNOSIS:

  

 

It's called MALLET TOE. 

This is a hammer toe: 

There is a distinct difference, yes?  

I am so glad I finally got that cleared up.

P.S.  This means that you can't sing this song anymore. :)

Stop. Hammer time.